Tale As Old As Time

© everlark

rapunezel:

Look, you get porridge! And it’s happy to see you!



bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert


bewbin:

bewbin:

i just used voice to text in google docs to write an entire essay and i feel like i am in the future. i can see the matrix code i am one within the stars that span across the cyberspace

Even now I am typing without lifting a finger. Simply looking up to the sky and allowing poetry to grace my lips and hit th hey bobin rmeneber to clean your room before MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM


fozzie:

in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.


thexfiles:

me: has had 2 good days in a row

my brain: It’s Time

me: for what

my brain: It’s Time


carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science



mjalti:

overwatchagainstbullshit:

mjalti:

why is Apple adding a clown emoji? the boy emoji already exists? add more heart variations so I can express my love in more ways

I understand you’re dealing with some clearly unresolved emotional issues right now but it costs 0 dollars to not be unduly mean to boys

I don’t have those types of funds atm


consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS